Conversation

"This afternoon at naptime I saw John* with his hand down his pants."

"Was it way down his pants, or just resting in his waistband?"

"It was way down."

"Maybe his hand was cold."

"Maybe."

"I've been known to put my hand down my pants before. You'd never realise how comfortable it is until you're doing it."

"Really. Hrm."

"And the deeper you go, the more comfortable it gets."

"I suppose you could call it that."



*Name changed to protect the innocent.